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Alright, my kiddos, name what is wrong with this image I took of my email inbox? There's probably several things wrong with it but, one does stand out of the crowd. It's not funny "ha ha", it's funny "uh-oh". 😁 #funny #notfunny #wasthiselonsidea #soundslikehisidea

So, what if I wished for Goku powers?? Don't forget folks, I still get my wish. Since I can't think of a selfless one that won't backfire, might as well make a selfish one? Plus I could teleport to Gates, pinky him in the forehead and throw his wallet into the ocean. 😉😁

My bicycle was stolen today and my town doesn't even have much of a crime rate. My bike isn't even worth that much. I bet some drug addicted nitwit took it. Don't worry, I got all of my people and resources on the case. Or I will make my wish to be Goku and teleport to my bike.

When I get my wish, can you guess which Goku power I will abuse the most? Trust me, it isn't what you think. #gokutime

So, why does my system/PC spell check words on social media and even notepad but, it doesn't spell check or auto correct misspelled words in WordPad? Shouldn't word pad be more advanced than notepad? 🤔 Gates is gay, but not in the cool way. #gay #microsoft

My mom wished me to be George Costanza and I was he but, then she complained??? Zee Deevil says "be careful what you wish for..." 😆

Can you claim to have independence if you depend on oil? 🤔 Another intellectual conversation that no one will participate in because it's not some pre-established meme or baby-boomer phrase that goes viral. Enjoy your "independence". 😉

Well, Twitter is broken again. I keep getting told I have 2 new notifications but, when I click on it? No new notifications and the 2 supposed 'new' notifications won't go away!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone ELSE get constant calls from AI bots? Anyone else call them on being AI then the AI denies being AI? 🤣

I used to be able to beat Mike Tyson's Punchout, with issues yes but, nowadays? I can't even beat Soda Popinski? I lost my touch, Jerry! He used to be easy for me.

Keep firing, ASSholes!

Hmm, Covid, eh? NOT!

IDK why everyone is so concerned about fake news. It's nothing new. Fake news is as old as the newspaper itself. If nothing bad happened today, what are you supposed to write about to sell papers? Positive news stories don't sell. #yellowjournalism

Holy shit balls, I forgot, it is #followfriday. Please follow Elon Musk. He is an infinite well of entertainment, as well as disappointment. He's the Maijin Buu of the real world.

What a bleak moment to be an indiedev... Let's stay strong and support each other, we can't let those companies win 🫡 #screenshotsaturday for Rule of Salt, presenting the quartermaster of the Santa Compaña, Ruben! 🌊

I am not against this idea, so long as they don't SCREW IT UP by making it an action game, or some crap? Actually, I would like a remake of this in the anime style of the cutscenes. That would kick ass.

Ya know, the most human thing any human can do is to become upset over something? That being said, why is any human surprised when a human becomes upset? 🤔 It is something that should be expected, right?

Are in the #SteamRacingFest? Let's give each other a boost! ⭐ Drop your games below ⭐ Retweet so we can get more views #indiedev

I figured it all out people. Elon Musk acquired this platform to promote his self and his agenda. Since his acquisition and ruination of this platform, most posts I see are from him, his think-alike counterparts and profiles imitating him. Yeah, I still see a few #indie posts

I found the nature of my relationships. If you live FAR away, ya all like me but, for those who are close to me? Nobody likes me.