He looks like a computer generated image of what a kidnapped child looks like as an adult.

my idiot son watching his favorite show: sparkling water

Reagan is seen as too woke now. They've truly lost the plot.

imagine complaining about political theater when this is what your party’s funerals looks like

I want a job at the policy factory and don't worry, I don't believe in ANYTHING.

After Ana says Netanyahu *should* be arrested, Fields smugly turns and says "There you go, modern-day Democratic party." Buddy, I wish.

i think if we come together and work as a team we can get that number to at least 30%

It’s cool that for the last year or so Obama has only come out of his “I’m a cool Hollywood producer now” hole to campaign for a few former cia agent center right dems, not to endorse Zohran (or even a bare minimum of calling out the horrible Islamophobia)

These people weren’t around to see Juicero shit the bed and it shows

this feels like one of those liminal horror skits they did on Adult Swim, except it also looks like shit

We gotta put a hold on white women until we figure out what is going on

-Cybertruck reveal -Montgomery dock brawl -Eve Fartlow free parking -January 6th -Juicero -Fake verified Eli Lilly acct tanks the company stock -BeanDad -Luigi -Goonercide -Elon x Ron Desantis Twitter press conference

I don’t think George Washington would really be all that confused by a guy who look like this

Normally I would say”he don’t got internet” but unfortunately Kojima might have the most internet out of all of us

I hope I don’t get deported for winning a debate. If Princess Snowflake is going to enter the arena, she has to understand there’s no crying to mommy. If she asks her husband to deport everyone she loses a debate to, we’re going to start running out of people.