I got another confession to make.

Me, waiting for mfers to come eat my dog

Nobody: Taco Bell employees:

When you're in the club and you've run out of pingers

70k! 🏆 Just want to take a moment to thank you all for the support over the years. I love you all like brother-in-laws. I've been a little quiet on the whole this year but I have two updates as to why; 1) With Pulp; I've been prepping like mad for almost 2 years on this new

m'fer has range

"How do you stay so skinny, Mr Sobotka?"

When it's the weekend, but both of your friends are busy.

"the lesbian thing with the uh, Jennifer Beals... it's not bad."

Nobody's got Ades!

Nobody: Jason Momoa on the set of the Minecraft movie:

Me seeing OnlyFans girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work

On my way to Springfield bc I heard a rumor everybody eating 🐱

The Sopranos Guy™ When the TL line up just right