I'm incredibly flattered that all of Elon Musk's secret accounts want to connect with me. Oh, and his mother, sister, and children. Very humbling.

This is crazy

Who emails their friends that they’re getting a divorce? Billionaires are so dramatic

3am Covid karaoke in a pachinko parlor

Wait so I think I am in a geographically monogamous relationship

Exactly I have added collared tennis shirts under my 3 stripes adidas sweaters and I love it. Still feels comfy

Plurbiussssss beeechhhh

Grok Imagine prompt: Show Elon musk twerking like Tina from bobs burgers and asking “Is this how you do it?...

May I breed you

This was such a banger!

🎫 someone is please go see if my chill big bro is any good because it’s not going to me me. He does all kinds of fun stuff. The sting/crow/viking type of Artist. 👨‍🎤👨‍🎨

Running man 🧍🏽‍♂️

This towel needs an Oscar for its incredible performance in The Running Man. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

For some reason I thought avatar 3 was out today

Locked inside my apartment again smh

Everything that could be wrong with an apartment is wrong with my apartment. It looks like a murder scene too. It’s still covered up in caution tape because of the fire outside my door!

A tiny 5 ft tree is 175$ at target. The Jews don’t want Americans celebrating Christmas! They hate us 😖

AI totally sucks now btw it’s like forever locked on rated PG.