Does this count as an October surprise? It might if it was even in the top ten of awful things Trump has done.

This is Pete Buttigieg with the only acceptable answer.

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The number of top shelf reaction gifs Jake Roberts dropped in the Spin The Wheel Make the Deal promo video is incredible. They should start using these instead of star ratings. 🐍 #HalloweenHavoc

Many of my childhood heroes turned out to be total pieces of garbage: Bill Cosby, Hulk Hogan, Michael Jackson, The 1986 Mets. It warms my heart that at least Luke Skywalker is still fighting the dark side.

“Orange man bad” along with “Trump derangement syndrome” are such obnoxious thought-terminating cliches. They exist to imply disliking Trump is fundamentally irrational, as opposed to being a logical conclusion drawn from an enormous body of evidence.

Badger Values PAC, a new federal PAC founded by a longtime Republican operative with ties to Senate GOP leadership, has recently reported matched expenditures opposing Vice President Kamala Harris and supporting Green Party candidate Jill Stein. wapo.st/4hj1SQg

Throwing away a successful show biz career for someone who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

Erik Watts appears to be wearing a shirt with pictures of other shirts on it.

you’re not fooling anyone

And we can totally take him at his word because he’s known to be so truthful all the time.

Spite.

Best one since Empire and I stand by that.

Elon Musk openly supports a Neo-Nazi party. And last night he tweeted that he supports a German one, too.

No Marcel Wave?

The Beatles and The Stones and Zeppelin and The Beach Boys and The Who are all wonderful but when you reach the age of 56 you realize it was The Byrds and The Kinks all along. Happy birthday to me.

The funniest thing about this take is that she immediately blames liberals for leftists having this attitude.