Why has no sandwich shop started offering chips as a topping? Would be so elite

😍😍😍

Damn bruh no sorority did a Panic theme yet? Pussies

No live betting on LLWS? How do I practice for my future kid’s games? Ludicrous.

A parlay away…

How has Hammerlord never made his way to a fraternity event?

Is it even fair to mention where I’ll be for this weekend…?

Just got denied at a restaurant because my expiration date didn’t match up with my birthday. Didn’t know you could only go to the DMV on your birthday (I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy unless you’re 16)

Fucking miss this game

Need a status update on T-Bone. Professors are definitely shaking in their boots just thinking about his prowess #fdoc

7 months left of “Huge Third Down” every series. Cant wait

Revenge Tour. It’s go time. Fuck errbody else

The amount of masks in the SLC airport in concerning

Burger King Hat and Scenic Piss. Thank you, Delta Airlines. I’m your newest customer #RoadFrawgs

*Asking to go to the bathroom from the window seat on a plane**

Starting to feel sick a couple days before a planned vacation is the ultimate stadium pulse