Went to CTR at the T2, Bengaluru Airport. The abomination that the sambar and the vada were; quite unrealistic. Watery sambar devoid of any flavours and soggy vada. What a waste of ingredients and money!

Leave the champion out of this, please 🫡

What if someone bought rights to Winamp and released a competitor to Llama? I mean, it used to whip the llama’s arse, back in the day!

In pure software engineering terms, pentest has been initiated

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

How about making a rule that every time a television channel or verified social media handle puts out a false or obviously unverified report, the concerned person or supervising editor will clean toilets at an Indian army border post for a month!

Prime is giving way to Primer

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Any webflow devs around here? Looking to hire for a month’s contract. Ask: Static site needs interactive elements to be brought in Current state: The site and the pages are in place Must have: An appreciation for interaction design for the web and know-how to get it done

At Delhi T3, prepared a fresh serving of Dahi Papdi chaat for myself. Just Dilli things 🙏🏽👏

I'll turn 40 in a few weeks. What's the going rate for a 40Under40 award these days? I don't want to lowball this one, only the top tier would work. The money saved from 'winning' the award will be apportioned to a solo trip. Kindly share the rates - only the top tier would

Hi Taj Hotels, how is reducing the F&B privilege from 25% to 10% an upgrade? Doesn’t quite match the legacy of trust, if you ask me. What fine print am I missing here?

Who called it vasectomy and not cull-de-sack?

A non-bank holiday Tweet incoming from Vijay Mallya for sure! #EeSalaCupNamde

Kid was talking about Tom Cruise and his stunts, and I mentioned Jackie Chan. Him: Who’s that?! Me: Ask no more: youtu.be/fTshE6nOgKQ?si…

Hear me out: What if they get together for a photo at the Oval Office and then make their way to the press briefing?

What a champion!

All the clients that I had pitched glassmorphism to, and got rejected, will embrace it now 🤷🏽

Ah well, 9W and IT live on, on the Tumi website.