less than an hour til gbm and i haven’t gotten dressed yet

on the way to gbm (im late)

sorry chairperson, i didn’t mean to send you that sticker of you as balloony

i miss farting on our chairperson

coffeehouse tmrw

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when the weekly newsletter comes in

the return of smelly balls

what the firebringer fart thro is feeling like. ah. refreshing.

blackbox sized. perfect for our shows!

wasn’t gonna drink tn but im missing guild like a mofo

"can we please have one more gbm” i asks "fuck you," says the umass theatre guild, who was actually the fuck you guy

if being the funniest guy you know was a crime they’d have to lock me up (my twt login has been threatened again)

“wow! i can’t wait for guild clean up” i said with joys i was then shot 57 times

average umass guildie

“there’s nowhere you can go to shake ur ass anymore” - our chairperson

#finalsweek

missing guild so bad rn

i want to do one of those newborn photoshoots..im only 245 months

omw to buy harvest (i have $1000 of meal swipes left)