Is leopard print necessarily bad? If it is, what about things that just look like leopard print if you squint a little

Happy birthday @stefaniedrootin! I'm so goddamn lucky to have spent the last ten years with you! Best bassist, best partner, best parent, best person I've ever met!

So proud, hard to stay humble when your dreams find you. How should I invest my large winnings to support a happy future? I just won $11.41 on HQ Trivia! Use my code "ummokay" when you sign up hqtrivia.com

Day off @ Northridge, California instagram.com/p/BnSAzTUFc9A/…

Donkey Kong in our dorm room @ Donkey Kong Country instagram.com/p/BndFICbAr50/…

Can't breathe must stay calm

I don't believe any song where the narrator says they are going to climb a fucking mountain or swim a stormy sea or whatever

My personality type is tired

Wondering if the defining emotion of my existence is hungry or tired, hard to say

Stefanie wants to know why Simon and garfunkel aren't called Parts?? P(aul) + Art and then s because plural

The program is at 8pm @residentdtla @jakebellows is on first ! 🕯♥️🕯 Please check my bio to see what donations are needed to support @dwcweb ! Or bring $10 or $20 gift cards to… instagram.com/p/BrkCl7MhEWA/…

Just realized the whole internet is MySpace now

My work is full of rats and libertarians help me

Burps and farts are now called berts and ernies, sorry not my fault