Petr Yan is so good at MMA, he might be good at other things too but man he is a masterful technician #UFCFightNight

Brian sucks but Dale also sucks but also Jeremy sucks and Jonathan kinda sucks so that’s fun #BachelorInParadise

I bet the guy who shot John Lennon after reading Catcher in the Rye only said that so he could brag that he reads books

Learning about animals right alongside my baby. And it’s not a language issue; I don’t know them in Spanish, either

Shoutout to the employee that asked my name, heard me sigh, and said, “I’ll just write Mike” #ConfusingNameBrigade #GangGang

Me to the baby: “Would you like a piece of cheese?” Baby: “NO!” Me: “Oh okay. What about… a piece of cheese instead?” Baby: “Cheese, yeah” - Baby proceeds to eat cheese gleefully #Parenting

Damn, Collins got slumped at home, BAD #USOpen

Watching Casper Ruud make an early round match harder than it has to be, a tradition like no other #USOpen2025

This Cobolli and Brooksby match is an absolute classic, same with Muchova and Cirstea #USOpen

When Rybakina is in her bag she’s a marvel to behold, and this is against Raducanu, who is having an excellent season #USOpen2025

If Sinner had flaws in his game that a human could exploit there’d be more drama in his matches but that’s not how he’s built right now, Shapovalov is scratching and clawing and it still feels inevitable #USOpen

Bublik fans watching Sinner be a straight up meanie #USOpen2025

I keep getting targeted ads for vaginal dryness. This could mean several things and none of them are good

Pegula is in her bag right now, this is impressive stuff #USOpen

So proud of Anisimova, she made that look relatively easy, too, well done! #USOpen2025

Jannik Sinner doesn’t make sense #USOpen

What a way to be reminded that the Ravens have Deandre Hopkins #SNFonNBC

Burning my Chicago +2 ticket that felt so good 30 minutes ago, such is the NFL #MNF

I thought my Cowboys survivor pick was stressful, and my Cardinals was safe at 27-9… #NFL #stress #balding #hypertension

“The shoe is on the other foot now” Okay well please put it back where it goes because that’s not how shoes work