Announcing you’re scrapping the Manchester stretch of HS2 from a converted train station IN Manchester is comic book level villainy. It’s like repealing gay marriage from Canal Street or introducing harsher drug laws from Piccadilly Gardens.

Hope everyone back home in Newcastle has a safe night. Enjoy yourselves, folks! I won’t pretend I follow football but I love how much joy it brings you. Sport can be absolutely magical and tonight is one of those times. Also can everyone pray for my Dad’s liver x

Having friends who aren’t chronically online is wild because one of them got another a figurine in a jar as a gag gift and was completely unaware of the *implication*

Being a #Steelers fan is just constant heart attacks. Shit my pants multiple times in that Tennessee drive. Ugly win is still a win though.

Holy crap. I’ve been watching ZP weekly since I was in college. This, combined with Achievement Hunter closing earlier this year, is a huge blow to the millennial gamers. Thanks for everything, Yahtz.

Pagliacci jokes are my favourite thing and this is just spectacular.

Devastating news to wake up to. Rest in peace, Andre.

Made a 25-slide PowerPoint to introduce my players to the setting for my ‘Game of Thrones x Bikini Bottom’ campaign that’s starting tomorrow. Yes I’m still single why do you ask?

Wordle 950 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I only tweet my impressive Wordle results now

Well that’s probably going to be my personal best for the rest of time

I cant even tell you how fuckin funny this shit is lmaoo #WrestleMania

Wrestling. Thats the tweet.

Hello. Been a minute. Just popping in to say that I’ve hit a 1000 day streak on Heatle and have literally never lost. That’s all. Back to the void I go.