*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what

He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice. He left it at home. He's texting his wife.

I can't wait for 3 vindictive ghosts to tell me I'm a huge piece of shit tonight

I love watching the girlies fight

when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭

Corporations are not people. Money is not speech. Dark money and Super PACs should not decide our elections. It’s time to end Citizens United.

I think millennials never got radicalized because we still think of the internet as a disreputable place. All of this is just the latest iteration of bullshitters on the geocities forums. But for zoomers, their favorite TikToker might as well be Walter Cronkite.

I wish I could retweet this a million times

if i could sleep in a freshly baked baguette i would

can they shut down Teams instead of tiktok

oh so NOW you’re learning mandarin

Woke up to TikTok banned and I don’t know about you but I am feeling extra safe today

BREAKING -- Trump RAISES prescription drug costs by as much as 4200%. He just reversed all the cost caps Biden negotiated for anyone on Medicare or Medicaid, over 120 MILLION Americans. He's pro Big Pharma -- and pro Big Insurance. He doesn't care about you. It was all LIES.

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Hey, Dems. Stop saying Trump cut funding for the “Bipartisan Infrastructure Act,” & start saying “Trump defunded our roads & bridges.” Focus on the concrete actions that impact everyday Americans. Messaging & language matter.

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a nazi.

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

President of the United States