I dnt wanna get outt bed for wrk today but my manager told me stop calling off on Mondays or im gone hve to start bringing proof of why im doing it😭

I’m cooking again Wednesday. I’m finna start cooking every time I’m off again

I want a blackstone griddle

My ppl already be knowing if I’m off all they gotta do is pull up with a drank because I’m in the kitchen feeding errbody fasho

My bbq grill might have to see me Wednesday morning

Oshea cooking Monteal on FB😭😭I ain’t laughed that hard in so damn long😭it’s like 40 back to back flames😭😭😭😭😭

He told my boy he look like the brown m&m😭😭😭told that man he built like a laundry bag😭😭😭I looked right at mine cuz it’s full too😂😂😂😂

I be sayn aight ima be on time for work today and every single day I still be late😌😂

I want some pasta I ain’t a made that in a while

On no sandwich of mine at all

Ms whattttt😭😂😂

Man I be so tired at wrk…I’m finna go park and take a nap til like 6

Let me tell yall how bad Jasmond hurt my feeling yday. When Tilly took us to the comedy show I left my LV Ombré Nomade cologne in his car. Why the fuck this nigga tell me he threw my bottle of cologne away when he cleaned his car out by mistake 😔🤧

I use to hate feet so bad like despise them. Didn’t want them near me without socks. Now I lowkey like em and even will.. nvm

That lady on fb clowning again damn😭yall be cutting up

Whole time a mf dnt gotta cook or clean when they come. The house been clean and im cooking for you🙃damn now I think a woman ain’t never came over here and did that shit😭im losing huh

I’m just a truck driver🤓

Testicle Tuesday LMFAOOOO send a woman just a pic of yo balls if u want watch how bad she curse u out😭😂😂

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It’s 11 o’clock. I work at 2!! I got time to bbq a pack of chicken before work so that way I got lunch today😅let me see what I can do