Weapons (2025)

Sometimes I encounter ideas people have that are so stupid that it fills me with the unending dread and hopelessness of a Lovecraft protagonist.

23 years old and bitching about buying someone a meal, fucking get it together.

Sweet grits feels like a thing invented by people too poor to afford cereal.

Oh yall didn’t know huh? Yall not acquainted with hag tiddy huh?

Fargo is an actual american work of art, and i don’t say that lightly. I say it with zero hyperbole, either. I think Fargo is important. It captures something hard to articulate about the quiet, insular surreality of living in not-important places in this country.

Celebrating No Tax on Tips by individually counting out the pennies I’m generously giving the servant class

6’7” with a 5’3” and yeah that’s the exact dynamic you nailed it

10 is the max before he has a stroke

This is the type of perspective you have if you’ve literally never interacted with a child in your life.

Unless you’re cool with just nuking that relationship into orbit, you kinda just need to process that yourself and move on. You’re not gonna get what you want out of that conversation and have things go back to normal.

Oh yeah it’s for the real ones this time

The hard truth is that upgraded graphics have ALWAYS been the “jingling keys in front of a baby” of video games.

Guy who thinks Hansel and Gretel is a bedtime story for adults because the witch tries to eat children

We should make a second Internet for the stupid majority of the population and all that’s on there is soap cutting videos and people reviewing fast food in a car.

*passive-aggressive

“Reactionary” and it’s just someone pointing out Rainbow Capitalism while not being a twitter leftist.

The big problem with people like this is they’re unable to imagine someone is a good person if they’re not doing the insane neurotic bullshit they have to do to reduce how much of a piece of shit they are.

Contra doppleganger

This really sucks man. KingCobraJFS was one of those guys that adds a certain special texture to life. The world is honestly bleaker with him not in it.