Weird Confessions lawyers, can I actually sue my former school for failing to educate me about women when the school's motto was 'Education about everything'?

Retirement groups, old people church groups, parish saccos etc are actually a hotbed of STDs.

Those old people actually fuck

I hate the people that think anal is too weird 'because the ass is meant for pooping' yet they are the same to people that plead for a blowjob.

Guess what the mouth wasn't meant for, motherfuckers.

Like it how a woman will find me wealthy and in that scenario think I'll commit to only her. Because why? Because you think you're the broke chick I've been waiting for all of my life? Women joke too much

Work in a hospital and if your loved one is working in a major hospital, just know everyone is sleeping with everyone. Probably your partner too

For women out there that are worried about what their vagina looks like, the woman it’s attached to is all most men care about. We're not going to mind about your long labia, or your lack of them. What brought us to you, was you, even before we knew what your pussy looked like

When things are getting hot and a lady says “do whatever you want with me”, what does she really mean?

Because man, some things I would want to do I think she wouldn't like

Monday Candle Night Vox Lounge, Makindye twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Didn't party enough when I was younger and it haunts me now. It has actually ruined my marriage. I want to be out on weekends. I want to drink, and socialize, and meet new people, and laugh at stupid people. But my wife did all that at uni. I didn't. Now this is the age I want to

I'm sorry to say this if it's I appropriate, but Indians on here, why are most of you so rapey? You've made our work as your employees very difficult.

Looking for a girlfriend, fairly looking, who has a place she's staying and I move in and pay her rent. I'm from overseas. Been there 7 years. I'm looking for a house but I'm lonely too. So If I can get both at the same time, shoot two birds with the same stone, even better

My new girlfriend names her houseplants. 'This is Jeffrey and this is Shakira'.

Is that a red flag?

Embarrassed as hell after my boss pointed out I have an odor. Because my workmates told him. It's not that I don't want to be criticized. It's that nobody told me at all so I figured it out. Used to talk to these people everyday. Smbody should have put me on the side and told me.

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If you're around makindye and surrounding areas, tonight's is Kampala's biggest Monday night. Check in at VOX LOUNGE MAKINDYE for candle night. Blinding darkness, candles only. 5 beers of your choice at only 20K. And good company.

Admin I'm looking for a guy with a very small dick to fuck me in the butt. I love anal, but can't do it with average or big dicks. At least not yet. So far it's only with small sized anal dildos. But I want a guy. I want a guy to be panting and sweating on my back

I just laugh at all of you that come here and try to force religious people to think and be logical. If religious people could think critically, they wouldn't be religious. Stop trying. They are in their own little world where snakes talk and people walk on water.

Sometimes you need therapy every once in a while when you're the ugliest chick in your friend circle. When you go out and all of a sudden people are hitting on all of them but you. You're just the friend your girls come to to tell how 'guy tried to kiss me'..

We're in some gardens and I think my boss wants to fuck me behind a bush. Like he keeps saying, 'There's too much light here' 😂

Motherfucker! I'm not falling for that.

My boyfriend doesn't like me putting on makeup, or wearing sexy, or even working out so I lose some weight. He's worried I’ll “get hot and leave him” - I’m pissed. Am I overacting?

Half of Ugandans would leave this country if they could. I'm a a migrant worker agent. And things are bad for Ugandans out here. But still, they see it better than starving in this country even if some of them starve there too. That's how bad this country is. Fuck UG