Makes me queasy with nerves knowing I'veused up Mo Salah in the first week of GoalScorer Challenge ⚽️

Someone needs to stick My Way by Limp Bizkit over this, give it the full Austin/Rock at Mania 17 treatment.

Clocked that Darwin Nunez was back from suspension about thirty seconds after the GoalScorer Challenge ⚽️ cutoff point for this wee😥

Superb Kammy impression by Jacob.

Welcoming Blunt Chisel back into my life. Unorthodox Roasters Untamed a superb choice to infuse it with!

The Quaresma goal is probably more aesthetically pleasing, but based on the context around it the Grosso goal HAS to win this.

Me every May when I try to walk down by the loch.

Operation Crush All Hope began today.

Tonight, for one night only- Michael 'Showtime,' Burrell.

If they can programme it to ask "Have you got any plans for the rest of the day?" I'm FUCKED

Frank Lampard about to get another crack at the Chelsea job, like Mick Foley entering the 1998 Royal Rumble 3 times.

As Oscar Wilde once said, "To lose one game in a week to St Johnstone may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both is a sackable offense."