Condoms: $4.99 Huggies: $19.99 You make the call.

I always forget to go to class on Fridays.

Ok that's enough retweeting for right now. Send ur best #ucoprobs tonight. Including picks are the best. #procrastination

El library-o

"@ChristaTointigh: They only need ONE service parking.. They never use them anyways and that's a waste of a good parking space!" @ucoparking

f.i.n.a.l.s. = Fuck, I never actually leaned shit! #crunchtime

After this movie, I'm going to start studying. I said that after the last movie too #hopeless

@Sardisco22 you're and your. the difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Even though you're 80, I would still sleep with you for an A.

Can someone please flex me? Ill pay you back in sexual favors.