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fraggle. fucking. rock. motherfucker.

goatman deniers are like “logic & reason leaped onto the hood of my car, annihilated my windshield with an axe & abducted my girlfriend to experiment on in a remote laboratory deep in the woods”

i feel like an evil force sealed in an object or artifact

its awesome that any time the Dems get a candidate people actually seem to like, they immediately run the dumbest smear campaign ever against their own guys so they can keep their Geriatrics Only club's ghoulish status quo

"okay, lava accident, will you still be able to make it in for your shift tomorrow though?"

Smoking Sativa

My fucking evil ass incel megastructure

new King of the Hill is exactly what you'd expect. Reheated leftovers. Stale, inoffensive as possible, a handful of funny jokes and some of the worst voice recasting you'll maybe ever hear.

if you bring me to a party and the people there look like this & start singing, I will start violently lashing out like a laboratory test animal

J.D Vance looks and behaves like a necrophiliac

Computer: Show me Conan the Barbarian Ok. Now put him in jeans.

Call My Shorty Ptarmigan Cause She Rock My World

>needed a new anti-Haunted Doll hammer >asked the guy at the hardware store where they keep them >didn't know what an anti-Haunted Doll hammer was >explained to him that it's a hammer you use when an evil haunted antique doll chases you >still didn't understand

Next to the favs and retweets there should be a new button I can press that causes the poster to feel, just for a moment, searing pain over every inch of their body and one million years of indescribably vivid psychological torment. And I can press it as many times as I want

new rapper called Ghostface Chaser

ALABAMA ARKANSAS, IT BURNS TO PEE 'CAUSE I HIT IT RAW