With this performance,Adil Alam fixes his spot in playing XI

The flood in Nepal is actually “dil k aarman aashuyo may behgaye” ham water cycle dekh k v tanha rehgaye !

Mic. Dropped. Wrapped. Sealed.

Heard someone is writing a new book about constipation. I can't wait till it finally comes out.

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...

An addition of a cricket bat would make it perfect .

kitna paisa may sikhe ji etna english ? gramarly hai ki gar mar li hai ?

i wish had a friend like modi , par uske liye v pm hona padega ; Narendra Modi sushila karki ji ka number toh nai haina aap k paas ?

A Mercury Cruger

Never leaving this app

This generation is always in a hurry , they don't say hare ram hare krishna they are more into hurry ram and hurry krishna !

Maza was invented cause khoon chus k he maza aata hai !

Aathaisa !

volume 1; honney singh.

aesa he karna tha toh haath may jhadu he pakda detey .

Your weight is what you do in life , so 0.5Newton .

if nothing works go to bumble !

Science one's are funnier by quintal !

Indians right now: