FYI, the only planet that has chocolate is this one. #earthday

Why am I awake two hours before I need to be? Hmmph.

Why is it called #thenevers when in the show’s dialogue they’re called The Touched? It’s driving me mad.

The comma got me all up in tears! 💛

I think the more important question to have asked would’ve been: “should Rachel have gotten off the plane?” Answer: no. #FriendsReunion

Saying no doesn't mean you don't care. It's an act of self-care. It isn't selfish to set boundaries. It's selfish of others to expect you to be selfless. A gracious decline isn't a rejection of the person. It's a recognition that you don't have the energy for this right now.

It's time for sober re-evaluation when you realise Matt Hancock is getting more action than you are.

Issa Rae's out of office email message says "I am unavailable, unreachable and uninterested for the next two weeks" and I love it.

Just finished reading Sorrow and Bliss by Meg Mason, and I... 14/10

when you see these bad boys stacked up you KNOW some graphic design is about to happen

Ahh is this anxiety like a child waiting to go somewhere fun? Or is this the adult kind, with impending doom making you question everything? No one will ever know.

Trying to shift my life and career got me all like 🤦🏻‍♀️ with a side of 🤪 and a whole lot of🤞. Send cookies.

Listen, I’m going to need Hannah Waddingham. and Emma Thompson to be my hype women from now on. Thank you. Please. #Adele30 #AudienceWithAdele

Who knew there was a stupid, concise word to describe a small hill or mound. 🙄 #Wordle

Today’s Valentine’s Day Wordle brought to you by me: the biggest 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩, ever. 😘

Fuck. That hug between Tommy and Arthur at the beginning deserves a BAFTA. #PeakyBlinders

Not sure what was more insufferable, watching Conversations with Friends, or trying to get through BWWAY. #noteverythingneedstobeadapted #ConversationswithFriends

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

Client: tell me, what was the inspiration behind this design? Me: the deadline