My 5yr old son said a prayer with me before bed last night. He said, “please bless the coronavirus that it will settle down... and we can have friends again.” 😞 #EasterSunday #EasterPrayer #PrayingForMiracles #COVID__19

Making faces in the Houseparty app! Looks like @ed_bassmaster ! #teamwork #HOUSEPARTY #COVID19

Gas station bathrooms are like Vegas... What happens there, stays there. Literally. #neverClean #dirty

"Life is a school. You have to learn all of the time. No one taught me how to drive. You know how I learned? I watched." - My cab driver

If Liam did Taken 1, 2 , and 3 in a 24hr span... Then he'd be almost as cool as Jack Bauer. Kiefer Sutherland @foxtv #24forLife

Take another little #pizza my heart now baby! Collab with Denik drops Monday! NOM

My brother is legit. Vote for him menshealthnexttoptrainer.com/entry/173/

Just ate at Pizza Hut in Colorado. They just used spaghetti sauce. It was terrible. If they're changing their sauce nationwide #imdone

The time when your two-year old wakes you up and whispers, "there's someone in our house."

My wife just had to run into DI (thrift store) to check for Black Friday deals. #BlackFriday

Anyone up for #mtg Modern? #dfw #dfwairport

I'm back on twitter folks. Bout to overwhelm ya with witty dad jokes.

Boarding a plane. This is my pilot playing candy crush.🍬 #addicted #focused #NoJoke

Just heard about some rad USU recruitment positions open. Hit me up if interested. I'll connect you. #usu #goaggies

I've taken 86 #UBER rides this year. Is that good? Or bad?

“Life is not a stream that you can float along safely. You must be willing to swim upstream if needed” #LDSconference #LDSconf

“Don’t be content with where you are. But, don’t be discouraged either.” - D. Todd Christofferson #LDSconf #LDSconference

“You may have the faith to be healed. But, do you have the faith NOT to be healed and to trust the Lord’s will?” #LDSconf #LDSconference

My three year old son: “That’s Jesus... I wanna be that guy for Halloween.” #WithLoveChristmas

My Uber driver has her giant iPad Pro on her dash to navigate. She’s not missing ANY turns! #legit #doinBusiness