Me getting a “you’re beautiful standing in the sun like that” message from a 50 yr old man at Disney world today 💀

Please please pleeeeaasseee be kind to retail workers during the holidays. We are trying our best. 😭

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Not me getting Spat on at work, amazing, great, wonderful.

Who ever stole my packages that had all of my Christmas gifts in it from my family, I hope you have such a wonderful and fruitful holiday you piece of shit.

There’s a package and grocery thief in our building and they are PISSING me off.

Finally saw Wicked. I’m absolutely FLOORED rn. If you don’t want to hear me belt defying gravity STAY AWAY.

The NYPD is such a fucking joke. They don’t do shit. A man was just screaming and trying to grab people on the subway platform and they just stand there looking and twiddling the thumbs. 🙄

Just made pasta salad. I love being a f*g 😌

THISSSSS

It's been a tough day at work. My coworker opened a coconut and everyone cheered. Then I opened a coconut and nobody cheered.

I can never keep a pretty set of nails on my hands because my anxious ass always chews them off. 🤦🏻

Hey MTA you’re fucking joking right? Making the A, C, D, and B out of service on the weekends without enough transportation to carry everyone on stand by is such a pain in the ass. Couldn’t even get on the 1 train because how many people were crammed on it. It’s just not safe.🤦🏻

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Katseye came on at work after I just watched the series about building them and tbh it makes their music hit a little harder 💀

Headed to Orientation for school, K-Pop blasting in my ears, and Red Bull in hand. We are SO back baby 😌

Starting school has me wanting to book appointments already. Who wants their nails done? 🤭😩

You guys have given Runaway a billion streams on Spotify !!!! 💫 This is insane! I am tipsy, happy and excited. Thank you so much, this is so special. THANK YOU ✨

Now how the fuck is it a 15 minute Uber ride but if I take the train it’s almost an hour and a half? I’m gonna scream.

I thought I had put my contacts in wrong. Turns out one just fell out and now I feel lopsided 😩