Selling my two door cinema club ticket for Austin :3

Pipe down shawty you’re in the presence of an AMC stubs a-list member

PLZ someone buy the two door cinema club ticket off of me 😫😫 it's for Austin

What's that one book called ? "I have no pussy and I must cream" ?

Twitter is my diary and my followers are victims

blocking mfs aint enough, i need them to cease to exist

I'm not autistic I just like my drinks in certain cups or else it not as satisfying 🙄and same with certain foods on certain plates 🙄and if I lose any of those specific cups for those specific things I have to adapt to a new one that's a satisfying replacement just like anyone🙄

Important PSA

the worst part about having someone over for the first time is having to hold in every single fart until they leave

I hate it when my boyfriend goes to poop

imagine hating me and i’m in my room learning the lil meg the stallion mamushi dance

society if ticketmaster burns

VTHC Valley Texas Has Covid

Protecting my peace by blocking tiktok pages that don't post part 2

i see men and i think they’re so cute, and then they remind me they’re men and i’m like “oh nvm”

To whoever works on the nike playlist why did you take off paralyzer and smashing pumpkins!?

Still selling my acl weekend 2 tickets 2 for 600 or 1 for 300

If you take a man's virginity you technically popped his john