Full time for a year unpaid 🤡 🤡 🤡

And what if they get tubbed 3-0 at home by the team sixth in Serie A? 😃

Pure Barclays heritage #CHEMUN

Never left a match this early. Dogshit.

UTC. FTP.

God forbid men have hobbies

This is easily my favourite Super Bowl tradition

Hope everyone remembered to go meat-free and car share for Green Football Weekend!

I am hereby begging London pubs and bars to stop advertising underwhelming Super Bowl watch parties for £40 each.

Oh that is so sweet

Yeah alright mate I’ll have a veggie burger once every two weeks when teams stop flying to matches they could easily drive to 👍

Shame. The pitch would thaw out as soon as the shit-hot Cobblers stepped on to it.

WOW WHAT’S JUST HAPPENED? 😯

…Followed by an explanation of exactly what just happened

Gonna be one hell of an offseason #DallasCowboys

The pettiness of this account is bringing me huge joy

THIRD AND LONG GANDALF

call me a traditionalist but if my company’s sole function was to run a train service i’d probably learn how to fucking do it.

Cobblers when they play Oxford:

Hang this is the Louvre 🥶

Never been happier for a game to kick off in the middle of the night 🤮