LAST TWEET! Now enjoy your summers and it’s time to grab a few more beers 🍻

Cor not even been 24 hours since seasons over and had a gaffer call me today asking my plans for next year “I’m currently having a beer “🤣 all seriousness though appreciate the recognition 🤝 But how do clubs get my number when I have no contacts there 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

Pre pre season begins 👀⚽️👏🏾

What my Saturdays now look like 👴

found myself back on a football pitch ⚽️ #nonleaguecrouchy don’t stop 🤣

Never thought I’d be signing a Liverpool shirt 😅 jokes a side great day raising money help build football facilities for kids in Bulgaria ⚽️👏🏾 Any clubs (kits) or businesses who want to sponsor/ support this amazing project please message for more info and make a difference ⚽️

BUZZING to join this club and get the deal done! Exciting project ahead! Time to get the club back to where it belongs👏🏾 THE NON LEAGUE CROUCH IS A TANGERINE 🧡

I’m usually one to try and go under the radar, but after the last few years I think it’s important to show we are a serious club again. I think the last few days shows that. Truly delighted to be working with Tyler next season ⚽️ ✍️

Hear from our newest Tangerine, Tyler 🤝🏼🍊 #WelcomeTyler #UTA

Time to get the runs in 🏃‍♂️⚽️ ⏰

121 coaches Oxford/reading based hit me up! ⚽️

He wanted a pic with the non league crouch Eden Hazard 👏🏾 amazing day raising huge funds for Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children 🫶⚽️ (All jokes aside MENTAL I SHARED A PITCH WITH THIS GUY!!!)

Hazard unfortunately needed the non league crouch to show him the flick he tried 1 minute before 😉🤣

NON LEAGUE CROUCH PRE PRE SEASON BEGINS 🥵⚽️

Non league Rory Delap ! Got one hell of a player! (Bit of a odd bloke at times) All the best mate 👏🏾🫶

Here is our first signing so far! Hopefully there will be another announcement soon Ashford Town (Middlesex) FC 👀 Hope Tyler will get off to a striking start. #SuttonUnited #AmberArmy

What a bloke Rosco Weatherstone and what a club from all the volunteers 👏🏾👏🏾

Hated playing against him last season at Westfield! 🤣 but now we are cooking together 👨‍🍳🤝⚽️👏🏾

Season starts in July now this is mad😅 oh the non league crouch loves non league🤣👊

Thank you Manchester City & PartyDroid UK for partnering with me to surprise this special little lad Tommy who’s currently fighting his battle through Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children ! Creating smiles on these children’s faces is so magical🫶🫶⚽️