Unknowingly, someone takes the biggest poo of the day

Baby dinosaurs will never know what it's like to put the star on the Christmas tree

Thanks for the tip

Wait, only one piggie ended up going to the market

How did cavemen get to chick fil a if cars weren’t invented yet?

When I was in high school it was, “no Tyler, go out and play sports so you can get a scholarship” . Now it’s, “Tyler you’re so responsible for staying inside and playing videogames”.

Like what’s the deal with chocolate milk?

Mickey Mouse’s real name is Michael Mouse

I hope the piggies that made it to the market are wearing masks

I swear that when you get in the shower you're not in this dimension any more. You've think it's been 15 minutes, but when you get out you have a 401k, a husband, and two kids. But minorities still being treated like shit.