People fucking suck #iTweetFacts

"you should do your own work, for I can teach only the way" #Buddha

When I get back I'm taking a rip from all my pipes. Grand Cayman is cool but I miss the green shit.

Goin' back to Raleigh....

Buddhism makes a whole lot of sense...ill have to investigate further. #religion

I need a bass fix...commence the blaring of dubstep

Dickeys better quit calling me on my day off and waking me the fuck up

Cini-minis are the tits

I will never pay the state a penny for this fucking ticket they can eat shit #fuckthesystem

Something in the brickyard smells loud

I'm gonna throw this fucking iPhone away and go back to just a plain old flip phone #annoyingshit

Capitalism-gods way of deciding who is smart and who is poor ~Ron Swanson

Fuck the iPhone for not knowing the word "got"

I hope ya listenin'...smackin' babies at they christening #biggie

No man is a failure, who has friends #merryxmas

Once them deer smell that birthday cake them some bitches gone come a runnin'

Haha, you show up in your Hyundai and turn your nose up at my jeep for having no carpet...your car is 99% cheap plastic my nigga

@lgwilson102 she died after my freshman year at state. You should come up to raleigh and go out with us one night

@lgwilson102 lol I forgot about that, how many months?

I hope they reserved a special place in hell for the meter maids and parking authority.