Welp the election diarrhea has begun. Surely it's not from the 5 shots I drank last night.

Rawdogging this election night (getting high as fuck and not watching any coverage)

Now we just gotta wait for Trump to do something so completely insane and idiotic that we'll all get to say the most satisfying "I told you so" ever

I'm just as shocked as all of you. I mean who the FUCK willingly votes for Ted Cruz?

That bassline on the Burger King commercials didn't have to go that hard #YouRule 🍔👑

My algorithm is psychotic lol

Choose your 90s Creep:

I said it before and I'll say it again....boomers are the WEAKEST generation

Rap/Hip-Hop is the most punk-rock music to happen since punk rock happened

RIP to everyone that has ever died. WE MISS YOU MFERS!!! 🙏 ❤️

I'm constantly amazed at how good it feels to play music onstage. Tonight was a gooooood one 🥰

The afterlife or the afterparty?

"Girls don't like boys Girls like cars & money" - The Maddens

This is the day of the expanding man

Accidentally bought some whole-bean coffee and I don't have a coffee grinder, so my weed grinder has been working overtime

Having a dad bod is one of the most satisfying experiences of my life

The value of expertise 🤌🏻

In a pinch your nail clippers can double as a roach clip #protip

Sobriety reeks of white privilege

It took me 42 years to get here but I think I actually might be the happiest I've ever been