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Mike

@txdohawk

Professional computer toucher, unprofessional degenerate.

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calendar_today16-05-2007 19:28:14

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The 90s were an immaculate vibe but I still wouldn’t want to go back. Number one reason, prices for electronics/computers/etc. Insane to think how expensive everything used to be and how fast it became obsolete.

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Man, nothing makes me want to play a gacha game less than hearing people talk about how to optimally play a gacha game.

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So yeah first reload the game 70 times until you get characters that aren't garbage. You're gonna wanna spend the first twelve weeks grinding Golden Dingleberries, don't spend these as you'll use them to pull for the Dildo of Perseverance, which will be under a time-limited banne

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Didn't get the right ones yesterday, but I think you just keep parlaying Yankees bats to homer in this subway series. I assume eventually the Mets bullpen issues are going to catch up to them.

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This was another one I was happy about getting out when the getting was good. There were like two good airdrops and when it looked like that was it, I unstaked and got out of there ASAP. Multiple cycles of playing these dumb games taught your boy well…

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The grim reality of 2025 gig work in most markets...two Benjamins a week is a nice kicker on top of a full time salary but don't quit your day job, kids.

The grim reality of 2025 gig work in most markets...two Benjamins a week is a nice kicker on top of a full time salary but don't quit your day job, kids.
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Years ago, was at grocery store talking to someone re: inflation + how official numbers are garbo. Suddenly a woman chastises me, turns out she worked for a team who sampled for the baskets or something and OF COURSE their work was sound. Wonder if her opinion has shifted...lol.

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Everyone is convinced that the Pump token will do well, btw, because they are terrified of the implications for altcoins if it doesn't.

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Growing up on DDR plus both of these…I have had my fill on “tap buttons to the music” games for like ten lifetimes. Just a really done to death genre at this point.

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Biggest thing is having a healthy mindset toward job hunting. That mindset, by the way, is that everyone in the hiring process is a moron. Not even trying to be funny. It all gets easier when you realize you’re just doing little courtship dances for pea-brained monkeys.