Enjoying a bit of a comedown after being super busy

Wiiiiped out from today

I’m sorry but these are just too fucking funny

Phil-ass-ophers up in here

Morning, lovelies. Half days and good days to the lot of you

RIP to my nudes.

All of the above

Morning, boy

Phone went crazy, turns out it’s someone spamming my profile with 20+ likes. It is 8:49 in the morning and way too early for this kind of parasocial behavior. If I don’t know you and you go on this kind of spree, I will ensure that you don’t.

😈

Camping in the woods between a loud generator and a band blaring 80s-90s hits. Friday things.

Who wants a dick pic in their inbox?? Retweet my pinned!!

Who wants a dick pic in your inbox? Retweet this

Yup yup yup. I don’t post about it too much on here, but if you know me yall know I love movies way too much

towel wrapped tummy tuesday 😘

Happy Tummy Tuesday!

Ever randomly wonder what your favorite retired porn stars are up to? I hope Scott Ambrose, Patrick Dunne, Peyton South, and Preston are all right. 😄

Incredibly horny afternoon, y'all. Need to hang out with beary bros asap.

Today was a good-ass day

Honestly? This made me feel really dominant and hot. Dexter Faux helped a ton with that by helping me pick this harness!