Lol

(out loud to myself after watching someone in a tv show pull a knife out of themselves) Oh you don’t want to do that.

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At some point in the next 6 months i will stop sending my friends who do not care long messages about how much I love Dopesmoker. But unfortunately for them it is likely not going to happen soon

America has fallen

99.999% chance if you own a Tacoma in a west coast city you should just have a Subaru Outback. I know you’re not hauling oversized loads in that bed Pause. Your gas mileage sucks and for why

You know someone is not actually about the caffeine life when they say they drink default Red Bull. No real head is touching that stuff unless it’s pure necessity

only pair of new shoes i have ever kept on ice…JL—AL hoka tor from last year. i will break them out eventually

cashier just referred to my height as “terrifying” which i don’t really care about but i also cannot think of one single other physical trait that it would be acceptable to say that to a stranger about lol

Oh.... thats.... gore of my comfort character 😬

🦆✨America Is Musty✨🦆

me: Can you believe this came out in 1970? Sabbath were so far ahead of their time, man. Listen to that riff, nobody was doing it like that back then

the alien I captured and tied to a chair in my basement, attempting to read my mind for a way to get me to release him but…