Crazy that his goals catalogue was what I always associated Arjen Robben and Coutinho with but this guy has snatched their chains

a meek thug Remember when them carry me go jail, I was 17 then. They said I'll pay 50k so I called my mom to come and pay, she came and luckily for her,some of the police there were boys she taught in grammar school. She come dey para as them dey call am Auntie😂. I think we paid 5k or 10k

chart data Billboard staff's top 10 best Afrobeats songs of all time: 1. 2Baba - African Queen 2. Wizkid - Ojuelegba 3. Flavour - Nwa Baby (Ashawo Remix) 4. Rema - Calm Down 5. Wizkid ft. Tems - Essence 6. CKay - Love Nwantiti 7. D'Banj - Oliver Twist 8. Davido - Fall 9. Burna Boy - Ye 10.

My girl sat on my TV remote and broke it. She started crying and apologizing while I babyied her to stop crying. This is the stuff that makes men go to war for women

The most exploitative job in this whole Nigeria is pump attendant job. I look at those people and pity them. 6am-9pm, they have to work on Sundays too and your 30k salary will only be complete if there was no shortages.

There must be one addiction you'll have in this life. You can't be so addictionless

Yes, I believe so. Everyone is replaceable. The world runs on a cruel but necessary economy of substitution. You die, your family mourns, but the market doesn’t close. Your company posts a job ad before your body has even settled in the ground. Your lover, no matter how

I remember when I prized solar and was saving up money to buy it, now Nepa gives us 24hrs light that I don't even have any use for.

He did it again 😂🔥

I just can't understand how Mad over you by Runtown, Juice by Ycee and Pana by Tekno weren't in that billboard top 10 list. Those song were more than just hits, they were life changing. And is African queen, afrobeats or any song by an African is now classified as afrobeats??

It's crazy how we were all thinking that Saudi was coming to overthrow European football with their money. They just ended up complementing European by being the luxury retirement destination for old or washed players

The patient dog eats the fattest bone like mad

All I know is that what he's saying applies to 2glazzes.

Nothing hurts me more than discovering I've been blocked after loading a bomb reply

What I truly admire about this account is she doesn't have a blue tick. So it's not rage baits to earn Elon's coins. Just rage baits for the love of the game

The crypto market will teach you patience and discipline. Cos if you're not? You're finished

Man was ready to lose it all

I relish twitter's toxicity but I've had to my fill. I need to delete this app for a week to recoup time wasted here

Seeing my neighbour feed her teenage daughter like a baby and I just couldn't understand how people sign up for that life