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December 27, 2012 - The fish were shy... - The fish were shy - obviously koi.[Click to Vote!] tinyurl.com/cj6dxd4

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January 1, 2013 - The airlines have become... - The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me fo... tinyurl.com/bydwduv

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January 3, 2013 - What do you call... - What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train? A supercondu... tinyurl.com/a9suam6

January 4, 2013 - One of the joys... - One of the joys of being a lightweight is that commuting by wind is a ... tinyurl.com/bepcglg

January 7, 2013 - Was Noel Coward afraid... - Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music?[Click to... tinyurl.com/9wgqn72

January 8, 2013 - When I was a... - When I was a carpenter, I specialized in installing bathroom fixtures. I ... tinyurl.com/azftlca

January 9, 2013 - Every November, Mark, a... - Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Hap... tinyurl.com/amrs9b8

January 10, 2013 - Since I went to... - Since I went to work in the plumbing department of the home center, I ... tinyurl.com/bjcru5b

January 11, 2013 - The church choir robes... - The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned.[C... tinyurl.com/a8g5swg

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January 15, 2013 - After periodic doubts about... - After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the yo... tinyurl.com/a2esg58

January 16, 2013 - The philosophy student got... - The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn... tinyurl.com/b3nhrs6

January 17, 2013 - He, who survives embalming,... - He, who survives embalming, truly has esprit de corpse.[Cl... tinyurl.com/bgvx8sl

January 18, 2013 - Some mathematicians are reluctant... - Some mathematicians are reluctant to cosine... punoftheday.com/pun/4287

January 21, 2013 - I made a batch... - I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week.[Cli... tinyurl.com/bevsqv6