Pre-order A More Perfect Party: amazon.com/More-Perfect-P… Thank you, Nope.

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

Biden gave one of the worst debate performances in history. Trump: Hold my beer.

Trump: “She wants to take everybody’s guns!” Kamala:

America has witnessed a Master Class led by Vice President Kamala Harris on confronting a bully. #Vote

N*ggas been online for months digitally interrogating Kamala Harris saying she doesn’t have any plans and doesn’t talk about policy. That orange man just got on live television and blatantly said he doesn’t have any plans YET and Meek or none of you podcasters will say a thing.

Kamala Harris after setting each trap tonight

i’m sorry “i sent abdul from the taliban a picture of his house and he said why are you sending me a picture of my house and i said you’re going to have to figure that out abdul” will be stuck in my head forever

He too had the concept of a plan…

John McCain,... smiling down from Heaven,... watching Kamala Harris kick Trump's ass in the debate:

The Biden-Trump debate confirmed that Biden was too old. The Harris-Trump debate confirmed that Trump is too crazy. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

Time of death 9:28 p.m. EDT

I stopped by a debate watch party in Philly before the end of the night. Hard work is good work. And we are going to win.

"There was a woman on that stage last night who could absolutely be the President of the United States. And there was a man who should not be. And so what are we [as a country] going to do?" — Jon Meacham on the contrast in the 2024 election

"... So then he,... No wait,... wait. listen,.. So then he,... he said, 'They're eating the dogs!',... and then,... no wait! Wait! Then he yells,... 'The people coming in,... They're eating the DOGS! And the CATS! THE CATS AND DOGS!' AHAHAHA!" "Stop it Girl! You're killin' me!"