Cuddling before bed my 4 year old told me, “I love you more than pepperoni pizza and...more than farting.” I’m pretty sure that’s the best compliment you can receive from a little boy.

If you know what 867-5309 is then I want to follow you?🎶

My son woke me up this morning by petting my three day armpit hair and calling me “fuzzy mom” after keeping me up until five am so if you needed a birth control reminder, here it is.

I would like to give my deepest condolences to every parent out there raising more than one boy. Y’all deserve an award 🏆 #boymom

My daughter just referred to me as “kiddo” so I guess that means she truly is in charge

Who else gets heated by the girl who says “Elsia” on YouTube? #frozen

*sits down for lunch* *checks phone* *both slices of pizza gone* Thanks kids. Rookie mistake, I know #Parenting101

I hate that I understand this. To all of those retweets- I’m sending you love and hugs.

Saturday is starting off grand. K: I need to wash my hands Me: why? K: I touched the dogs butthole!! 🤢 #Parenting101

Ya know I didn’t expect to have to tell my kid to “please stop trying to take my socks off” Please leave me and my socks alone child.

Self love isn’t selfish. It’s important & necessary to learn how to love yourself, let alone live with yourself, in order to actually live a life you don’t want to run away from. #selflove

Has anyone had their page unpublished by Facebook? I’m trying really hard not to sob over this, but I’m so worried that I won’t get my page back.

FB is silencing an AAPI female voice, giving ZERO explanation, and any attempt on her behalf to correct this is being met with total apathy by FB employees. This is not ok. Please RT.

Monday affirmations: I am full of potential, my dreams are possible, and I am beautifully made ✨🖤

That weird feeling when you realize strangers read your blog every single day 🤔

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Reminder: you are not responsible for someone else’s happiness ❤️

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