The Jason Kelce #wawa hoagie has mayo. Sacrilege.

You may have heard the term “Project 2025” floating around, and you may even have cracked open the 900+ page document yourself, only to see a lot of kind of bland, policy-wonk text. So let me crack through the policy-speak and tell you WTF is in this document.

Just a reminder that #Project2025 is still out there.

That awkward moment when Kim Guilfoyle suddenly realized her Kotex was missing and then she remembered she gave it to trump to stick to his ear.

How much longer is #Trump going to wear that maxi pad?

And just like that—Trump is an old man with a sanitary pad on his ear. #KamalaHarris2024

JD Vance pretending he drinks Mountain Dew to appear relatable.

Donald Trump on Vice President Harris: “She’s totally against the Jewish people.” This would be news to her Jewish husband and her stepdaughters.

Trolling racists with a tuba is one of the greatest performances I’ve ever seen.

I can get behind #hottiesforharris

Weird.

DEI hires

Montage of Trump pretending to wave to adoring fans when there is either nobody there or nobody paying any attention to him.

The Trump campaign is attacking Tim Walz for "embracing policies to allow convicted felons to vote..." Fun fact: Donald Trump is a convicted felon.

And now we know why. #RFKJr

The Lord of the Flies being aimlessly driven around in circles on Garbage Force One. #ThursdayThoughts

I woke up to find that #America has broken my heart.

Join me at: bsky.app/profile/jamiej… No one needs Musk.

Hey, rag & bone, this ad looks familiar. #BrianThompson #UnitedHealthcare