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i love talking about movies…i love saying “i haven’t seen that one…but it’s on my list”

daisy mae cooper, gurlllllllll

Call me Pachelbel the way my D’s a cannon Siri delete tweet

There is no cat in this image.

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen

1. stronk 2. confy

don't let the nerds take the last days of summer from us. they want it to end so they can tweet from inside the home about drinking soup and wearing scarves. this is an annual battle we've historically lost because there are more of them but enough is enough.

Last weekend I was downtown and this group of 4 grown ass adults were standing in a circle, blocking 3/4 of the sidewalk. I had to turn parallel to the building to get past. As I walked by I stared at them blank-faced, dead-eyed, then said, "y'all are kinda in the way"

asking the important questions

Ok so I'm finally watching The Traitors and it does have fun vibes, but the editing for some of the "reveals" is silly. We the audience already know the truth, so editing it like that is a waste of time.

Sorry, you can't have free books. Free books are only for feeding the ai plagiarism machine

fuck founder mode. goblin mode

I do think it's funny that they made a successful reality show out of a game we used to play at church camp (Mafia), but then again The Mole was a great show, so it makes sense they reskinned it and brought it back.

Hey Google, instead of adding annoying AI to your search results, maybe you could try not to show me a spoiler for the show I'm watching when I look up a different version or season of the show. Get some spoiler tags up in this bitch!