boss swiped while i was showing her a picture, saw this, and handed me the phone back

dude

65 y/o straight male client clocked that my hair looks like half a shade darker today

yeah man just fuck my shit up

small tray of cocktail shrimp and 2 gummy multivitamins for dinner

setting up an 8 person LAN party to play quiplash

she isn’t the best cook in the world because she is new at it

work potluck the same day my friend and her mom are coming over to make us a huge thai dinner

new sweatpants :)

should’ve waited for tummy tuesday smh

wearing comfy pajamas and cuddling with my little kitty

dear friend let me know she’d be out of town for my birthday and asked if she could find a place for us to go get drinks this weekend before i’d even thought to make bday plans

does anyone have that picture of a dog/cat getting pet by a lot of people it’s impora nt pls

trans men that don’t identify with boy named sue by johnny cash are not in community with me

danny brown + underscores + femtanyl

it’s my birthday btw

she's still in there

i may be working retail on christmas eve but my department has had free seared steak and garlic butter shrimp for lunch 2 days in a row so i can’t rly complain

learned over christmas that my flop rightoid brother has an e girlfriend who loves stranger things and now this … greatest gift i’ve ever gotten