If you switch from spotify to Apple Music you will be stunned by how much your music no longer sounds like it comes from the bottom of an aluminum can

Eating a sandwich. Probably gonna #touchmyself later.

accidentally thought i meant more to someone than i really did

online math teacher having assignments due the day they are assigned with a 10% late per day penalty… please just kill me now

As much as I’d like to blame Patel and Bondi here it’s this guys problem. Thomas Fugate III, a 22 year old Trump intern who was appointed to lead counter terrorism & threat prevention at DHS. He gutted the department firing 75% of the staff, suggesting “domestic terror” and

>see tweet about rent going down 12% >assume it's Austin >check bio for location >it's Austin

Beautiful boy…..beautiful fagcent….i love homosexuals..

break my heart seeing people hate on lisa barlow leave her ALONE!!!!!!

if i don’t get this damn job.

THEY FUCKING HIRED ME OMG JSJSNSNSBBSNNSNS HESSSMANANANSNSNNSNSNSNS

MY DAYS OF UNEMPLOYMENT ARE OVER

She lives in such an interesting and dynamic matrix of the human condition.

Life is just so amazing

vodka and kombucha being the greatest combination of all time

So this is literally Abundance

Why is everyone remembering that Sabrina Carpenter makes 6/10 music

the tl rn

going on twitter to see everyone lying about trump dying

My liver cannot handle trump drying rn