i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house

I have been laughing at this for like 5 minutes now

I know I’ll join nationwide and all of a sudden they no longer give out free money

YO IM BOUT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT THIS DOG 🤬

“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

post office employees when you ask them to do anything

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 30 minutes.

Just took out the trash and trash juice got on my lip

Can’t open the app with being notified that the offer bout to expire.

Making a transfer and closing your bank app immediately so you don't see the balance left >>>>>>>>>>>

Not me thinking this was assorted meat at a first glance

Saturday Night Fever! 🇨🇲🕺🇨🇮

NEVER COME AT MY KING AGAIN YOU FILTHY CLOWN

This is the type of weather where you just stand in the shower half of the time doing nothing because the hot water feels good 😂

Free Kobbie.

MANCHESTER. IS. REDDDDD! 🤩❤️

Once again. FUCK RUBEN AMORIM