“Hotels are fine for a few nights, but they’re loud and smell of strangers sex and sweat.”

“Bet you didn’t know that I’m Batman.”

“Dead ass, bruh.”

Blink and you’ll miss me

Don’t you have a dozen fake ID’s?

Will she not give you vapes?

I met my older self. She was going grey. And, no. It’s illegal.

Totally is, chat No cap, unc

Get me a Labubu and I’ll get you a vape

Affirmative.

….yes

“I want a real one. And I can tell.” A mild warning. She couldn’t tell. “I thought you might have quit the vapes by now.”

“Are there? That is a whole new level of consumerism.” Laura shrugged. “Waste of money? Too many people nagging at you?”

“That is a mad skill. I sometimes disassociate, but some part of my brain keeps listening.”

You wanna be?

“Alexa! Play the Labubu song!”

“Sell everything you possibly can.”

“Six seven….” “Labubu….”

“For Christmas, I want a Labubu and six or seven (six seven) outfits, please.” “And a Barbie Dream House.”

“At least this year I have an apartment. It’ll be a nice Christmas.”