Rio finding out about FaceTime, oh my god. It'd be her favorite thing in the world.
"Agathaaa, look! Say hi to, Rocky. He's so cute"
"..You called to show me a rock? A photo would've-"
"Nope. You wouldn't feel his aura"
"Fucks sake, aura? It's a rock, Rio"
"HE is Rocky!"
YALL WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED ON MY WAY TO CLASS, SOME GIANT GORILLA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE TO ATTACK SOME KID NAMED BARACK OBAMA, BUT HES OKAY BC HE WAS SAVED BY A GROUP OF SUPERHEROES??? IDK KINDA JEALOUS THO BC THERE WERE THESE TWO HOT BLONDES THERE π₯΅