@nnicoleessmithh only the strongest have made it

"Oh my god mustang Jim!!" -vaughn gitten jrs wife. We madeit bro Jim Smith

Starting my new job today and interview Monday.. bye bye summer, hello 7 day work weeks.

@nnicoleessmithh why the hell did you guys stop so early??

@nicolexalexa @lauren_labellee what L7 weenies.

i plan on driving passed work, getting a 6 pack and going to the beach.

Germany may have won the world cup, but the boys in red white and blue won the world war #merica #whatissoccer #sports

I come home to my brother researching what giraffe meat tastes like.. apparently it's close to horse meat but more tender.. good to know.

On a side note, what a great housewife he makes. I had, waiting for me, a steak and a large strawberry daiquiri w/ extra rum, no whip cream.

I've got the best friends in the world #stuckonbeach #whoyagonnacall #its3am #ghostbustersmadunreliable

It is I, Tweety Chavez, the most interesting man in the world.

The melon keller was a success. fresh fruit and liquor=fucked up in a healthy way.

WE OUT HERE IN DA 718 BUILDING BIG TIME FORTS. IT GON BE LIVE. PLEASE NO HATS NO SNEAKERS/BOOTS AND DEFINITELY NO THOTS. K MAYBE THOTS OK.

@lauraahuertas Jessica Rowe you guys suck at this life thing.

@lauren_labellee PUL Jonathan McGuigan I highly agree

I made Rust Cohle-train my chicken nugget Halloween bitch #can'thandlethetruth #orhisliquor Bill Deenah you're next

Happy post a picture with your mom day! You've got 13 hours to prove to the world that you love your mom #getonit