THANK YOU FOR THE NEW WHIP Fender 🥹 instagram.com/p/CpV8nJsuLMY/…

there’s something so honest about a poppyseed muffin

It took them less then 48 hours to make sure depositors at SBV were covered, yet student debt cancelation is means-tested and is being challenged by the court. Just in case you forgot who exactly the system is designed to work for and against.

is having a song called “Caroline” a right of passage for singer-songwriters or something?

how in the ASPCA did we ever get away with home breeding sea monkeys?

don’t be an asshole

the thing about owning pets is you need a lint roller all the time. the catch, however, is it only works half the time.

I’m 93% certain I just saw Anna Kendrick at the Cookout drive thru

🎸🤘Mike Five🤘🎸 i recently discovered Timothy Edward Carpenter timothy edward carpenter and my life is better for it open.spotify.com/track/6KHgCYHd…

I love you forever Mitch Mosk and Atwood Magazine 🖤 thank you for this!

y’all remember standard tuning?

I will play my first bonnaroo in 2024

wrote a song about cats

thinking about dental braces today… “here lemme semi-permanently glue sharp train tracks on your mouth”

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in my loafers era

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it’s better to be kind than right.

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fruit flies are undoubtedly alcoholics