The elevator in the Bates Motel.

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#Hymn Amazing performances so far and a joyous live-theatre experience after so long.

#thelastmountain #BBC2 💔

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Thank you Mr Tube Driver for the very entertaining banter this morning at 11.20am at Finchley Rd #jubileeline #TfL #LOL #shouldbeonthestage

"What shall we order?" "I'm not fussed" "Pizza?" "'No"

Regularly saying "we should go for drinks soon" to friends you haven't seen for years

Saying "hello?" and pretending you're unaware of the caller's identity, despite your phone's screen saying exactly who's ringing

Spending your life waiting for the right opportunity to say: "There's more to this than meets the eye"

"You're entitled to your opinion" - Translation: You're entitled to be wrong

#EmployableMe on #BBC2 last night was just amazing. Programmes like this make essential viewing. #Inspiring #Emotional #Humorous #MustSee

Ricky Wilson turns into Shouty McShoutface on #TheVoiceUK

Boy George's voice is still awesome #TheVoiceUK #gorgeousgeorge

Amazing! It was wonderful to watch Brett's journey and achievement in this worthwhile programme #EmployableMe x.com/autismresearch…

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What was hijack selfie* man THINKING? bbc.in/1VTGzqb (*we do know it's not really a selfie)

Mum loses 9 stone, thanks to long walks and drinking more water trib.al/7r4xc5s