The nissan altima is the worlds fastest car

The only way to kill Diddy is to drive a dildo thru his heart on some supernatural shit

So far today: Woke up at 1am, cold plunged, made 5,000 cold calls, and closed countless deals I’ve already done more today than most salespeople do in 20 years

she will kill again. I can see it in her eyes.

Rise n grind

State required broker education is a joke. Why did my “20 hour” online course include several lessons on methamphetamines? What’s your ridiculous training experience?

I am deep into “Lamar Jackson, save us from Brittney Mahomes and Taylor Swift” TikTok

The reason why we have big wars about every 40 years, and major economic wars about every 80, is that all of the people who remember how bad the last one was have died, and so the new "best and brightest" don't have anyone telling them they ought to avoid such things. The U.S.

Just got fired from the Gambling Hotline for helping this guy cook up a fucking wicked 15 leg parlay

Someone just sent me this pic and I legit had no idea this was happening until they sent me this pic but wow

crazy how the superbowl is on 4/20 this year

How it feels when her vibe changes a little bit

I do wanna shout out Piccadilly’s carrot Souffle because today I said carrot cake may be the best thing to make outta carrots. That is not true, it’s the 2nd best to Piccadilly’s carrot souffle. Sorry to the pic for that

Bong rips for Jesus

crazy how easter is on 4/20 this year

I bought Chief Keef a Rarri & a Rover!

The United States is currently $37.8T in debt. There is only one solution to save America. We must pin all of this debt on one person and kill him.