Needs correcting.

Not seen this much bottle in a Blackburn Rovers interview since Tim Flowers.

Not a good role model.

100 weddings in the same venue on a single day? Bet the registrar is tied up in knots.

A snappy pun you say? #Alligate

A judgement of questions

Prime Minister announces carbon capture plans 'at a glassmaking factory'...surely it's a Green House?

Chief of Staff takes up new role as envoy for nations and regions. Sounds like there will be more Gray areas than ever.

I'm assured that one day the M42 will improve. Until then it's a case of jam tomorrow.

This morning Alzheimer's Society campaigner Trevor, and National Influencing Manager, Isabel Thomson attended the launch of the government's 10 Year Health Plan, championing the voices of dementia as they reshape the NHS #10yearplan 1/4

Presumably it then went on to hit the fan?

This takes us to the point of no return

Small beer

O(M)G

We're proudly supporting the men's mental health charity Mentell once again this season 💙 As part of our 𝙈𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙙𝙖𝙮, our first-team squad will be wearing blue Mentell t-shirts in the warm-up tomorrow 👕 #CreweAlex

Ready for the New Year 👊💙 #StockportCounty

The fact of the matter/the state we're in/no laughing matter etc #gas

Zero admissions and emissions

£1500 homes The Mill ? I'll take two please.

New NHS weight times announced