Greta Thunberg is going to be furious.

I’m in a bar full of Seattle jerseys. I haven’t revealed my allegiance yet.

I’d probably lose in an arm wrestling match with Addison Barger…probably.

I’m sitting on pins and needles. That’s what I get for watching this Jays Mariners game in my fiancés sewing room. Wassup.

It would be hilarious if John Schneider brought Davis Schneider in to pitch in the 4th. Just close your eyes and imagine it you jerks.

Josh Naylor? More like Josh Nailed-Him… I’m gonna be here all night folks.

Idea… Bieber comes out for the top of the 5th… No mustache.

Shane Stieb-er?

I’m a huge baseball fan. Have been my whole life. However, I’ve never had the courage to ask… what does RBI stand for?

Davis pinch hits for Kiner-Falefa. Tell John Schneider

Never mind

This is bonkers!!!!

My cover has been blown. In a bar full of Seattle fans… they know. Gotta go soon. Spencer for mayor.

Anyone know where I can find a highlight of George Springers home run? Would love to see it.

I hope I didn’t get ripped off, but, if the World Series goes the distance… I just bought tickets online for game 8.

My heart goes out to every fan at Dodger stadium. Knowing that alcohol sales ended after the 7th inning…. Can’t be easy.

Vladdy!

I’m getting my Blue Jays tattoo tomorrow:

This guy knows his sports.

Nerd Alert!