Last tweeted 798d ago. Feels odd to be back

Natural Born Killers, merciless flick

I need a nice hot cup of TEA

TM my fav beer is following me? I hope it's the real Tusker Malt.

The kids in the oldie "Stand By Me" do curse like sailors lol Good flick though. Indeed, I miss being twelve

sipping KipCold Arap Tusgher Ⓥ. Its not ironical, its suweet

Heaven's got a plan for you #DontYouWorryNow

Bale can swing ball proper from the left. Looking good for RM

How long this gon' take niccur? You still haven't ate niccur. At twenty-two I had two cars and my own place niccur - Kendrick #DopeLine

Testing

testing again

Is it wrong to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke?

everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

How are u feeling today? like a tampon. In a good place. At the wrong time.

Im aint a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist. and i work well with People #businessasusual

I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing.

Why are u spammers spamming spamming me. Ill spam u back baaaaad