Start em young #beerformyass

Gummy starting to hit, time to spam everyone I know with reels! #increaseRSPM

I keep watching reels and getting half way through an ad before I realize to scroll

All I look forward to in life is getting drunk

I like it raw #masterchef

Exit now for some bucksnort bag! #pure

Something a lib has never seen

Playing poker with minors #expand

God forbid a girl drives the side by side after a few beers #morethanafew #dadspissed

I’d choose you over any man

Me and mom clean and close the lake house while the boys fish all day! #knowyourplace

Perfect picture #happy

Just heard my brother say hawk tuah #nopride

I’m scared to see what the parents look like. #cps

Pool playlist just switched from 90s country to fucking TikTok music #timetogo

About 4 UV rays away from getting pulled over a whole lot more #sunscreenkills

Suga daddy getting that belt back tonight 🔒 #keepJingthepeen #dagestanimyass

‘No goon June’ if Sean wins is probably the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard

Golf flops? Immediate add to cart